Fix Your Operational Chaos This Weekend
I'm Joe Bertino, a backend engineer in NYC. I build weekend automation sprints for businesses — align on the problem Friday, build the solution over the weekend, hand it off Monday morning.
How It Works
1. Friday
We align on the problem and approach — quick call plus async review on my end.
2. Saturday – Sunday
I build the solution.
3. Monday Morning
You get the working system and documentation, ready to use.
Do Any of These Sound Familiar?
Your team spends hours every week manually pulling and reformatting the same report.
A simple approval requires jumping across four different tools.
Your CRM and billing system don't talk to each other, so someone re-enters everything by hand.
You know you need to automate something but no one has had the time to actually do it.
If so, I can fix it in a weekend.
What I Can Fix
Data Liberation Sprint — $2,000
Your team spends hours every week on manual reporting.
✅ I'll build a pipeline that does it in minutes.
Workflow Automation Blitz — $2,500
Your approval process jumps across too many tools.
✅ I'll connect them and cut it to one step.
Integration Fix — $1,800
Your CRM doesn't talk to your billing system.
✅ I'll build the bridge this weekend.
Ongoing Maintenance — from $500/month
Want someone to keep it running?
✅ Lightweight monthly retainers available after delivery.
Let's Talk
Based in NYC.
Remote-friendly.
Available for 1-2 projects per month.
14 years backend engineering experience.
AWS certified.
